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8 Reasons YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID TO FLY

There are many reasons you should be afraid to fly. Here are the top 8.

A plane can drop from the sky like a rock. Jet aircraft weigh thousands of pounds. The only thing keeping the jet in the sky is the flow of the air over the top of the wings. This creates what is known as “lift”. In order to have lift a lot of things have to be just perfect. The plane has to have sufficient speed, the plane has to be positioned correctly and the flaps set correctly. If a pilot makes a mistake, lift can be lost and the plane simply falls from the sky. This is exactly what happened to Colgan Air Flight 3407 from Newark to Buffalo in 2009 which had so little air speed that it dropped like a rock and killed all  48 people on board. The pilot Marvin Resnlow and co-pilot Rebecca Shaw misread the signals from the  aircraft, took the wrong steps and lost lift. They were unfamiliar with the aircraft and did not know that the shaking of the control stick was the Bombardier Dash 8-Q400‘s stall warning. Neither knew what this signal meant and therefore did not increase air speed when required. Colgan Air gave Rebecca Shaw so little flight time each month that she had to work in a Starbucks the rest of the time just to be able to pay her rent.

Both doomed Colgan Air Flight 3407. Both were killed in the crash

Marvin Renslow & Rebecca Shaw, pilot & co-pilot of . Both doomed Colgan Air Flight 3407. Both were killed in the crash

Pilots don’t have as much flying experience as they used to. In the Golden Age of Pan Am & TWA, pilots had a huge number of flying hours. Virtually all commercial pilots were ex-military pilots with many many hours in the air. There were fewer pilots than today but each one was incredibly experienced.  Now airlines like to have as many pilots as possible and give each one as few flying hours as possible. This keeps salaries and benefits low. Even pilots coming in from the military don’t have as many flying hours as they used to. The military has cut back on flying time in order to save costs. Military pilots have been complaining abut this for at least a decade.

Flight from Colombia to New York ran out of fuel and crashed

Flight from Colombia to New York ran out of fuel and crashed

Planes carry dangerously low levels of fuel. Fuel is heavy and the heavier a plane is the more expensive it is to fly. Pilots don’t even talk about how many gallons of jet fuel they have. They always speak of it in terms of weight. The most cost-efficient thing for an airline is to have a plane arrive at its destination with almost no fuel left in the tanks. Even jets crossing the Atlantic or Pacific are only given the minimum fuel required to make the trip. However, there have been many instances where the calculations were wrong. Planes ran out of fuel and crashed as a result. Headwinds and air-traffic delays can add unanticipated hours the trip. In 1990, an Avianca Flight 52  from Bogota Colombia to New York’s JFK airport ran out of fuel on its final approach and this fully loaded 707 crashed. Think about that the next time you are in a jet endlessly circling an airport

The Sky has never been more crowed with air traffic. Population growth, cheap air fares and a booming economy have all led to a giant increase in air travel. The entire Northeast from New York to Boston is basically a traffic jam in the sky. This mathematically increases the probability that two planes will collide.

Cory Lidle

Cory Lidle

Air Traffic Control Systems are falling apart and antiquated. Every U.S. administration says it is going to allocate funds to totally replace aging computers, radar and radio systems that make up the air traffic control system. Then other priorities come along and the money never gets approved. Glitches in the system constantly cause delayed flights and near-accidents in the air. It is no longer a question of if people are going to die because of a breakdown of the air traffic control system. It is just a matter of when.

Cory Lidle plane crash

Cory Lidle plane crash

Amateur Pilots in congested air lanes are a danger to everyone. Letting amateur pilots fly Piper Cubs in the same air space and at the same airports  as Jumbo Jets is like letting a child ride a tricycle on the New Jersey Turnpike during rush hour.  In 2006, the baseball player Cory Lidle died when he crashed a small plane into the side of a building in Manhattan while taking a flying lesson. That’s right, he was taking a flying lesson and the instructor let him fly over the most densely populated city in the United States, at a level that was lower than the buildings. Because of that accident (in whcih the flight instructor, Tyler Stanger,  also died), planes are no longer permitted to fly over Manhattan. However, people sill fly little planes and take lessons in the crowded skies over the densely populated areas all around Manhattan. It is just a matter of time until an amateur in a small prop plane hits a 747 loaded with people.

Planes are too crowded to evacuate quickly in an emergency

Planes are too crowded to evacuate quickly in an emergency

Big Jets are too crowded to be safely evacuated in the event of an emergency. If a jet does make a crash landing, people need to get out fast, before smoke and fire engulf the plane. Every wasted second can cost a human life. However, modern jet designs have made it harder than ever to get people out quickly. Aisles are narrower and seats are closer together then ever before, making it hard for people to move. In addition, the overhead bins are full of luggage and do not lock during an emergency. In emergency evacuations people do not run out quickly. Instead, they fight for their carry-on luggage and clog the exits with their suitcases.

Osama Bin Laden, his step mother Sana Bin Laden, and the family private jet

Osama Bin Laden, his step mother Sana Bin Laden, and the family private jet

Terrorists can easily use private jet airports. This is an issue virtually unknown to the general flying public. If you fly from Newark, or Kennedy, or LaGuardia, you will be subjected to security screening worthy of anyone in a prison. However, just 20 miles away in Teterboro Airport, wealthy people walk onto private jets with no security check at all. They could be carrying guns, or even bombs and there is no security inspection of the passengers, their carry-on bags or their checked luggage. This is true at any of the U.S. airports exclusively handling private jets.

near miss incidents in the air are very common as the sky becomes more crowded

near miss incidents in the air are very common as the sky becomes more crowded

There is a real social class arrogance. Since a private jet can cost as much as $50 million, the assumption is that anyone that wealthy could not possibly be a terrorist. However, you can lease a private jet, or part of a private jet for rates that run as low as 2 or 3 times First Class airfare on commercial carriers. This then allows you full access to walk in and get on the jet with no security check. It is idiotic to assume that terrorists don’t have enough money to do this. Osama Bin Laden came from a very wealthy family that actually does own a private jet. Many terrorist organizations have millions of dollars in funding with more than enough money to get a private jet. These private jet airports have fences and maximum security to keep anyone from breaking in from the outside. However, a terrorist with  the money to lease or buy a jet can just drive through the main gate and be waived in as a full member of the club. If you think terrorist organizations have not already thought of this- think again. Ironically, Teterboro Airport is owned by the Port Authority of New York & New Jersey, which is the same entity that operates Newark Airport. They are giving body scans to old grandmas at Newark Airport, while 20 miles away in Teterboro terrorists can walk onto a private jet fully armed.

If we have made you scared to fly GOOD!. Nothing will change if the flying public continues to think flying is safe. The biggest problem is that the flying public has gotten the air travel system it deserves. Any time a choice needs to be made the general public just wants air travel cheaper and cheaper. As a consequence, we have a system with badly trained pilots, antiquated air traffic control systems, overcrowded planes and lax security. To make the air travel system truly safe is going to cost lots and lots and lots of money. Air travel needs to be much more expensive than it is, and the government needs to spend huge amounts of money fixing the entire system.  No one wants to hear this but it needs to be said. There also need to be regulations making airlines carry more fuel, increase aisle width and have devices that lock the luggage racks during emergencies. All of this will cost  millions, and airlines will have to raise ticket prices. There also needs to be a regulation requiring passenger screening for private jets, even if the people own the jets. Just being rich doesn’t make you automatically good.

Will any of the changes required to make air travel safer happen? We don’t think so. We just hope you remember this story the next time there is a major airplane disaster.

Michael Flynn’s Crazy Plot to Kidnap Turkish Dissident Fethullah Gulen – A perfect comedy movie

Michael Flynn’s alleged plot to kidnap Turkish dissident leader Fethullah Gulen reads like a cross between a James Bond novel and a Monty Python skit. Michael Flynn supposedly was willing to risk life imprisonment  for Kidnapping, or even a possible death sentence for Treason, all for the potential of collecting a $15 million bounty the Turkish government has offered on Fethullah Gulen.

Michael Flynn was allegedly willing to commit treason for $15 million

Michael Flynn was allegedly willing to commit treason for $15 million

Normally East Coast Stories reviews movies and books, but the plot of this story is so bizarre, we simply could not resist detailing all the flaws in this moronic plan. It is sort of like revealing  all the plot errors in a really badly written spy novel. Of course, Mr. Flynn denies vehemently the charges, so when Hollywood  make a movie about this, it  will have to use the phrase “inspired by true events”, which is Hollywood’s way of saying, “may or may not be true”

Gulen relaxes at home, safe in Pennsylvania

Gulen relaxes at home, safe in Pennsylvania

Allegedly, the conspirators met at the famed 21 Club in New York to discuss the details of the kidnapping. You don’t have to be criminal mastermind to know that perhaps a crowded restaurant is not the best place to openly plan a Federal crime of the highest magnitude.

To succeed, Flynn would have had to kidnap Fethullah Gulen from Gulen’s  home in Saylorsburg Pennsylvania. This is not just some ordinary American Home. Fethullah Gulen’s house is actually a guarded compound  watched 24 hours a day by teams of FBI agents. All traffic in and out is photographed and the license plates cross-checked against a national database.

Jim Carrey, who will play Michael Flynn in our movie "Kidnapping Gulen"

Jim Carrey, who will play Michael Flynn in our movie “Kidnapping Gulen”

Flynn’s plan was to recruit a team of ex-military people, storm the compound  in Pennsylvania guarded by FBI agents and kidnap Gulen. Flynn’s commando team would then have to somehow get to a private airport and get on to a private jet capable of crossing the Atlantic ocean at the very least.

Johnny Depp will play an over the top President Erdowin

The stupidest part of the plot is that it would probably have been a money loser, even if the Turkish government could have been trusted to actually pay the $15 million. Just the cost of the  the commando team, the jet pilots and the jet itself would have been a lot of money. Then, of course, there are the huge bribes needed for  airport officials, police, government agents, air traffic controllers and customs agents.

Turkish news reporter Tijen Karas

Turkish news reporter Tijen Karas

The chance that not a single person involved would leak the plot  before the event would be  virtually zero. How exactly do you recruit a team of ex-military people and ask them to help you commit treason; hoping  that none of them turns you in to the police? American military men and women are known for their loyalty to the rule of law and something called the Constitution. Flynn assumed he could get an entire team to go against everything they believed in, just for some money. Let’s  face it, if money was the main motivating force in their lives, they would not have chosen the military as a career in the first place.

Turkish actress Naz Elmas will play newscaster Tijen Karas in the movie "Kidnapping Guen"

Turkish actress Naz Elmas will play newscaster Tijen Karas in the movie “Kidnapping Guen”

So, as a movie action/spy story, we have to give Michael Flynn’s idea to kidnap Fethullah Gulen a bad review. However, it might work as a comedy. Jim Carrey would be perfect as Michael Flynn. Jim Carrey has the same skinny goofy looks as Michael Flynn, and is perfect at playing characters who are completely oblivious to how stupid their ideas really are.

Johnny Depp will make the comeback of his career by playing a completely “over-the-top” version of Turkish President Erdowan. It may sound crazy, but Erdowan himself must be a little cracked.  Only an insane Turkish  leader would finance such an attack on its friend The United States. Did Erdowan think the U.S. would just “let it go” if the kidnapping was successful?

Erdowan & Gulen waging a battle for Turkey on 2 continents

Erdowan & Gulen waging a battle for Turkey on 2 continents

Of course, a beautiful woman is required to keep the audience’s interest. Here we would cast Turkish actress Naz Elmas to play the newscaster Tijen Karas, who is desperately trying to keep some semblance of professionalism in reporting the events in modern day Turkey.

We are interested in this story because East Coast Stories has a huge readership in Turkey. We are not really sure why.  Perhaps it is because so many of Turkey’s own writers, journalists and even book reviewers have been arrested and jailed for “high treason”. So to all our readers in Turkey –  Remember this. You are not forgotten . We admire the courage you have to read and write and say whatever you want – no matter what the consequences. No doubt in Turkey, our little story making fun of Flynn and Erdowan’s plot to kidnap Gulen would have gotten East Coast Stories shut down and all of us jailed.

In real life, the alleged Flynn plot to kidnap Fethullah Gulen never got off the ground. Perhaps people Flynn spoke to told him how insane the idea was. Of course, in the movie, the kidnapping will go full scale, with explosions car chases, gun fights and beautiful damsels in distress.

The plot will ultimately fail, however, due to one simple fact. Michael Flynn forgot about the fact that the average citizens in rural Pennsylvania are armed to the teeth. Flynn’s group gets past the FBI, only to be defeated by the brave citizens of Saylorsburg Pennsylvanian,  These good citizens simply will not stand for anyone harassing their neighbor Mr. Gulen.

At the end of the movie, the town of Saylorsburg put up a monument to the victory in their town square, with the following poem.

Good Will On Earth And Peace To Men.

Do not try to harm Gulen.

Americans have guns and guns galore. And every day we buy some more

If you send goons to Gulen’s door. American guns will make them sore.

By the way, if any Hollywood produces actually do  make this film, remember that you owe East Coast Stories some big bucks.

Happy New Year to the brave people of Turkey.

Trump Orders Coal Power For Puerto Rico

President Trump announced today that the the Federal Government will be providing funds to build a major coal-fueled power plant in Puerto Rico. “This project will be huge!,” said the President. “It will simultaneously solve all the power problems in Puerto Rico, while at the same time fulfilling my campaign pledge to help the coal industry. This is an idea that crooked Hillary would never have thought of.”

President Trump announces coal power plant for Puerto Rico

President Trump announces coal power plant for Puerto Rico

When asked about potential pollution of the coal powered plant, Mr. Trump responded, “There will be No pollution! Zero! That is the most brilliant part of my plan. We are going to build the plant on the East Coast of Puerto Rico. The prevailing winds will  blow the smoke off shore, so zero pollution will happen to Puerto Rico.”

Smoke from the Puerto Rico coal fueled power plant will blow towards Haiti

Smoke from the Puerto Rico coal fueled power plant will blow towards Haiti

When asked about  the smoke that drifts to Haiti and the Dominican Republic, the President joked, “What can I say? My slogan is American First, not Haiti First.” Haitians are currently calling for a large rally to protest the proposed coal plant.

The announcement was made in the Rose Garden ceremony kicking off “clean coal week”, which is to highlight advances made in coal burning technology. President Trump also announced that the Federal government will be suspending all subsidies to Solar Power and eliminating all research for alternative fuels.

White House spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders in a later news conference stated that “The Puerto Rico Coal -Powered Utility Plant is the first of many projects the Trump Administration has planned to help foreign countries switch to coal power.” Ms. Huckabee Sanders later clarified her remarks saying, “Of course I know that Puerto Rico is not a foreign country. I was speaking of future projects.”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders defends using the phrase "you people" to refer to a black reporter

Sarah Huckabee Sanders defends using the phrase “you people” to refer to a black reporter

President Trump has been growing more defensive at suggestions he has not been doing enough to help Puerto Ricians after the recent hurricanes. In at Tweet at 3am this morning, President Trump stated “I have signed an executive order granting visas for up to 10,000 Puerto Ricians so that they can get temporary status in the United States.”

At 9am this morning, Sarah Huckabee Sanders held a press conference stating that “the President’s 3am tweet was of course just a joke. He absolutely understands that people from Puerto Rico are American citizens  and do not need visas.” In an angry exchnage with a reporter from the New York Times, Ms. Huckabee Sanders shouted. “When are you people going to understand when President Trump is joking!” The phrase “you people” created its own set of problems since the New York Times reporter is African American. Ms. Huckabee Sanders later explained that by “you people” she meant reporters.

Coal Powered prick up truck driven by President Trump

Coal Powered prick up truck driven by President Trump

The highlight of Clean Coal week was the unveiling of a coal-powered Ford Pick-up truck whcih President Trump took for a spin, doing “doughnuts” on the White House lawn to the cheers of all the White House staff, (except for the groundskeepers.)

Freedom Dies in Turkey

The Turkish civilians have shown themselves to be among the bravest people on Earth. Unfortunately, the Turkish Parliament is full f cowards.  Unarmed civilians stood in front of tanks to guard their freedom from a military coup. Now the Turkish Parliament has voted that freedom away by giving President Erdogan almost unlimited dictatorial power.

Turkish civilian blocks tank.

Turkish civilian blocks tank.

President Erdogan has quickly used his new powers to imprison journalists, teachers, judges and government officials.  He is cracking down with a paranoid ruthlessness that would have made Joseph Stalin proud. No wonder Edrogan and Putin are getting along so well lately.

Erdogan and Putin. Is there really any difference between them?

Erdogan and Putin. Is there really any difference between them?

The United States and the European Union have expressed their concern. However, we all know that the U.S. and the E.U. will not actually do anything about it.

It is sad that the spark of freedom in Turkey was extinguished so quickly. It may be generations before it can be re-lit.